Remind me not to wear heels to work

I had originally hoped to avoid going grocery shopping until I got my first paycheck but when I saw that I had nothing to eat for dinner tonight but yogurt I decided that I need to revise my plan.

In other news, I heard all about my client's foot fetish today...in a strictly non-harrassment way. He told me how much he enjoys smelling and licking women's shoes. My response: "Hmmm. While I appreciate you feeling comfortable enough to share that with me....I don't think that information is necessary for our work together."

Officially pooped

First week at the job: exhausting. This is the first job where I'm actually important and have a shit-ton of work to do constantly. My previous jobs have been administrative peon-type roles.

I had the company picnic today. They had a caricature artist there. My caricature makes me look like the spawn of Candace Bergen and Velma from Scooby Doo.

Wish me luck for week two. I'm crashing early tonight.