Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Commencing Operation Hydration

It's May 1st. 20 days until Peru. I have started drinking obscene amounts of water to try to make sure I'm fully hydrated for my trip. I also need to condition my bladder to hold large quantities of water without having to pee every five minutes....that's a skill that I envy in many people.

In other news, I discovered today that I am allergic to the fancy new hypo-allergenic laundry detergent that I bought a huge bottle of. Go figure. My co-worker told me when I showed her the hives that were spreading all over my body that she has the same reaction to hypo-allergenic dogs. Fancy that!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like this hydration idea. I do sort of the same thing, only with beer.

Hedy De Vine said...

I have the same reaction to white creamy shit.

lesley said...

Screetus, beerification is a fantastic idea, too. *hiccup*

Hedy, stop! You're bringing back my hives!

Elizabeth said...

There are hypo-allergenic dogs!?!

jeffhellenbrand said...

I'm pretty sure scientists have shown that covering hypo-allergenic dogs in hypo-allergenic laundry detergent and then placing them on the knit cycle eliminates any possible allergic reaction. However, I'm not sure if they call these super-not-allergenic dogs uber-hypo-allergenic or hyper-hypo-allergenic...

jose said...

don't let the shaman turn you into a chicken!

lesley said...

Jeff, those scientists conducted a related study when they tied a piece of buttered bread to the back of a kitten butter side up. Seeing as buttered bread always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens when the kitten is dropped??

Jose, I wouldn't mind getting turned into an animal but I don't think that a chicken would be my first choice either.