Tuesday, March 13, 2007

yep....still a lameass

I'm in Chicago now for the week on my action-packed spring break. Actually, there really is no action. I'm at my parents' house in the suburbs laying around doing nothing. In fact, I'm doing so much nothing that I actually considered going to the dentist in place of my mom, just to give me something to do. I'm not complaining, though. It's nice to have a week to lay around and decompress. I am sad I won't be at the Chatterbox tomorrow, though. Maybe I'll go with my brother to the Island Tap tomorrow night and pretend I'm playing musical bingo. I'll draw a picture of someone pooping and it will be just the same. The Island is one of the greatest claims of my town. It is pretty much a storage shed in the back parking lot of one of the buildings on our main street that some guy turned into a bar. Picture Al's diner in Dinkytown with beer. Few people in my stuck-up suburban hell of a town know about it because it is so small and crappy looking on the outside. I hope it stays that way.

11 comments:

Aliecat said...

Oh, I am so drawing a picture of you!!! Hahaha! Oh, and the moving party is this saturday at aroung 1pm...attendance mandatory, clothing optional. Ha!

Jeremy said...

Alie, I've already removed my pants in anticipation. My boss is kind of giving me the stink eye though.

Have fun, Lesley. See you Saturday.

Hedy De Vine said...

Why is it that things that are small and crappy looking on the outside are always wonderfully delicious on the inside?

Jeremy said...

Hedy, you're just egging me on for another penis joke, aren't you. But I rise above it... then yell down a penis joke.

Hedy De Vine said...

Heavens, Jeremy! I was doing nothing of the sort.

lesley said...

Goodness gracious, people! I leave you alone for a few hours and already you're turning this post into a frat party..for shame!

Actually, I'm really enjoying it. Carry on. (Or as Wayne and Garth so aptly put it, "Game on!")

Alie, I will see you saturday sporting my iPod bikini (those Sports Illustrated bastards always steal my ideas)

Jeremy, I'm all ears.

Hedy, forget those muscial bingo pansies, you should hop in the car and come to the Island with me! Call me when you're on your way :)

Elizabeth said...

The Island sounds awesome. I wish my parents' town had one. You will be missed tonight, and pictures will be drawn.

lesley said...

Elizabeth, your parents' town may not have the Island, but it does have my favorite store for buying dresses in Illinois. Can you guess what store I'm talking about?

Aliecat said...

Don't forget about tomorrow, lady!

poopee shmoopee said...

you are super cute and don't you ever apologise for having a life away from the computer!

Jesus said...

oh les.

so the sad thing is that i am really excited to see my score on that writing assignment... for shame.

FOR SHAME.