Lesley: eww I just found a hair growing out of my neck. I need to tweeze that mofo
Elizabeth: like at the edge of your hairline, or in a totally non-populated area?
Lesley: totally non-populated, under my jaw bone
Elizabeth: WHAT?!?!?! That is your CHIN not your NECK
Lesley: no it's not! it's on my neck!
Elizabeth: sorry. hairy chin
Lesley: by my lymph node
Elizabeth: especially strange!
Lesley: sign of cancer?
Elizabeth: I've heard that is a mark of greatness
Lesley: oh, I like that one better
Elizabeth: it's true, it's like being born with a caul
Lesley: ha ha...maybe they'll ask me to stay [in Peru] and be a shaman because of my neck hair
Lesley: like "The Gods Must be Crazy" only instead of a Coke bottle it’s a neck hair
Elizabeth: DON'T PLUCK IT!
Elizabeth: it might be like removing the birthmark that says you're the new messiah
Lesley: that'd be missing out on some great opportunities...
Elizabeth: hells yeah! you don't want to close any doors, you know?