Lesley: eww I just found a hair growing out of my neck. I need to tweeze that mofo
Elizabeth: like at the edge of your hairline, or in a totally non-populated area?
Lesley: totally non-populated, under my jaw bone
Elizabeth: WHAT?!?!?! That is your CHIN not your NECK
Lesley: no it's not! it's on my neck!
Elizabeth: sorry. hairy chin
Lesley: by my lymph node
Elizabeth: especially strange!
Lesley: sign of cancer?
Elizabeth: I've heard that is a mark of greatness
Lesley: oh, I like that one better
Elizabeth: it's true, it's like being born with a caul
Lesley: ha ha...maybe they'll ask me to stay [in Peru] and be a shaman because of my neck hair
Elizabeth: TOTALLY!
Lesley: like "The Gods Must be Crazy" only instead of a Coke bottle it’s a neck hair
Elizabeth: DON'T PLUCK IT!
Elizabeth: it might be like removing the birthmark that says you're the new messiah
Lesley: that'd be missing out on some great opportunities...
Elizabeth: hells yeah! you don't want to close any doors, you know?
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I have one single radioactive eyebrow hair that grows literally twice as long as any other eyebrow hair I have if I let it go. Sometimes I'll forget about it, then one day I look in the mirror, and it's one long-ass hair poking into the ionosphere. Gross.
I used to have an albino pubic hair that I plucked and kept in a little container. I gave it to one of my friends as a joke. I hope he still has it even though he is horrible judgmental christian psycho who won't be friends with me because I didn't want to date him.
HA! You guys are freaks...
But seriously, we just need one more person who has a freaky super-hair and we got ourselves the next Fantastic Four!
I have a psychotic chin hair that will never go away...
I have a long one that grows out of my shoulder!
is it me or do weird hair growths not as uncommon as i was always conditioned to believe?
i guess i have a patch of pubic hair on my inner thigh. its like the size of a quarter, but separate from the rest... weird..
Hee hee... pube.
I knew a girl in high school that had a single arm hair that would grow up to 6 inches until it would get yanked by accident.
I have one on the dark side of my beer gut that grows abnormally long, too. I never see it anymore, because I wax my body and tan a lot.
Butchieboy, do you also grease your freshly waxed body up and go down a Slip 'n Slide at an unusually fast speed?
Lezbie, where is the cleave pic I sent you?! You were supposed to post it!!!
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